Increase Jokes

How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

Demeter Jokes More Demeter Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Parking Ticket Jokes More Parking Ticket Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!