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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Parking Ticket Jokes More Parking Ticket Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.