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Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Average Iq Jokes More Average Iq Jokes

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Persephone Jokes More Persephone Jokes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.