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How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Average Iq Jokes More Average Iq Jokes

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.