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How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Why is Windows 10 releasing before nine?

Because 7 8 9

Persephone Jokes More Persephone Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown