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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!