Glove Box Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

We found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

A xbox.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.