How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What do you call a blad man with dandruff?

A Snowglobe!

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!