How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

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Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Looks over both shoulders....

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Arrg, it's driving me nuts!