Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

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What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.