Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What happens when two snails fight?

They slug it out.

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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Who's there! Anka! Anka who?

Anka the ship!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.