Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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The ones with Jam in

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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A snailor

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.