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Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.