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Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.