Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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He took a ship.

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Mitemares

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee