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Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.