Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

They slug it out.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.