Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.