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Ken Doll Jokes

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles