Ken Doll Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.