Idk. (I decay)
Idk...
He.
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-Nile.
Another pops up.
To die as a martyr.
Well, I guess we better Barium.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Ayyyds
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud
Alone
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
He died at such a Jung age.
OH NO!
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Jock itch.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Because old Hobbits die hard...
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Because he reached terminal velocity.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
He was too open-minded.
Posthumous Prime
His family died.
Because people are dying to get in.
Barium
He was Cross-Fit.
Because old habits die hard.
Talking while driving.
Make-bereave
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
To a Bananas foster home.
People are dying to get in.
He goes to the Evans
Life's a bee-itch and then you die.
From PC
Another one popes up.
WILL.I.WAS
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
Natural causes.
He fell out of the tree.
Freedom
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
You Barium.
St. Petri Dish.
They told him his wife died recently.
Because people are dying to get in
It will be interred.
Because people are dying to get in!
She's fine. But the dog died.
Alone.
They have a bad stroke
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Die
They want to.
He read it in the Hobbituary.
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
Long live the Queen.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
In the ground.
Through the windu!
He died of asphinxiation!
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
Because she died a virgin!
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
A. Artificial intelligence.
Aloha Ackbar!
Hair transplants.
He died.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Diamond
Because his mixtape was to die for...
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
Because they lack taters
They both died on Thanksgiving
You barium! ba-dum-tss
It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry
I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
Prepear for the end.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
They all died in Tennessee
Barry it.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
They lie still.
Because they die at the last second.
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))
The doctor had to heal-ium.
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
About seven miles an hour.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A tail pail!
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Dr.: a plastic bag
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
They both love to spark up joints.
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Luggage full of goals.
