Talking while driving.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
To a Bananas foster home.
People are dying to get in.
He goes to the Evans
From PC
Another one popes up.
WILL.I.WAS
Natural causes.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
You Barium.
St. Petri Dish.
Because people are dying to get in
It will be interred.
Because people are dying to get in!
She's fine. But the dog died.
Alone.
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Die
They want to.
He read it in the Hobbituary.
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
Long live the Queen.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
In the ground.
Through the windu!
He died of asphinxiation!
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
A. Artificial intelligence.
Because people are dying to get in.
Hair transplants.
He died.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Diamond
Because his mixtape was to die for...
You barium! ba-dum-tss
I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
Prepear for the end.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Barry it.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
They lie still.
Because they die at the last second.
Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.
They're both dying at an alarming rate.
A zomBEE!
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
Me: You mean after I die, right
It died.
Overdue
An aneurysm.
A rotisserie chicken
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
They both die if you chop them
Well I'll be dog-gone.
It had Barkinsons
Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)
It's days were numbered.
Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.
He had a *lovely finish*.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
They decompose
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
Napoleon Blownaparte
Die Hard
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
He simply croaked!
Coup coup coup
Purrgutory.
Artificial intelligence.
A pair of Re-bachs.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
No Biggie.
He ate a Pb and J sandwich.
Purrrgatory.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Barium
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
The police held an inn-quest
Dry Humour.
Cause everyone's dying to get in!
When their time is up.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Burgatory
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
He pasta away
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Meet me - oh, right..
Because people were dying to get in!
Chickens
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Wait for him to give it back.
Watts up!
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
Because they're both cauldron
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
I'll tell you later.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
Because the stalks are all ears.
