I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
A joke.
Heairs.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Paradise.
Everywhere
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
Because they die in them.
Nothing...
He Freudian slipped.
Offswitch.
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people are dying to get in there.
They both died when they were really popular.
Because he was baroque.
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
A mis-carriage
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because everyone is dying to get in
Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
He couldn't Mufasa
Because red shirts die easily.
You Barium.
Ghost buzzards
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Because he was dying to do so.
The baconator
In a Mau5oleum!
He slipped
Alone.
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
Because we want to!
Because he had a dying light
He forgot his safe word.
Idk!
Artificial intelligence.
Well, that's the edamame.
It went to Detroit.
A Tomartyr
Because they didn't Lajka.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
They barium.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Some Stormtrooper
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
They end up in a shallow grave.
Because, he's just dying to party.
Because everyone does that already.
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
Because no one would care that he died.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
A mummy bear
Because people are dying to get in!
Neither. It was a tie-die.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Burgertory
Who cares!
They lie still.
Because he was the rightful heir
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
He had a bad heir day
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
Decomposers
Cause he was fullllly sik m8.
No Biggie.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
He died on the cross!
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
Idk. (I decay)
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-Nile.
Another pops up.
Well, I guess we better Barium.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud
Alone
He died at such a Jung age.
OH NO!
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Jock itch.
Because old Hobbits die hard...
Because he reached terminal velocity.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Posthumous Prime
His family died.
Barium
He was Cross-Fit.
Because old habits die hard.
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
Ford was my best friend.
He went to Jared.
So he could mufasa.
Because it's good ferrous.
Chickens
He waits at the next station
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
Paulinating.
Paul gas coin!
Wait for him to give it back.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
They want to make ends meet.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Verbatim.
