I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
A joke.
Heairs.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Paradise.
Malnutrition.
Xavier
Everywhere
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
Because they die in them.
Nothing...
He Freudian slipped.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Offswitch.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
He forgot the safe word
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people are dying to get in there.
They both died when they were really popular.
Because he was baroque.
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
The windshield.
A mis-carriage
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because everyone is dying to get in
Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
Mr. T-Bone
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
His name wasn't Paul Driver.
He couldn't Mufasa
Because red shirts die easily.
You Barium.
Ghost buzzards
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Because he was dying to do so.
The baconator
Alone
In a Mau5oleum!
To make them happy before they die.
He slipped
Alone.
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
Because we want to!
Because he had a dying light
He forgot his safe word.
Idk!
Artificial intelligence.
Who dies first? No one cares.
RIP in box
Well, that's the edamame.
It went to Detroit.
A Tomartyr
Because they didn't Lajka.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
They barium.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Some Stormtrooper
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
HEAVEN!!
They end up in a shallow grave.
Because, he's just dying to party.
Because everyone does that already.
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Because no one would care that he died.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
A mummy bear
Because people are dying to get in!
Neither. It was a tie-die.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Burgertory
Who cares!
They lie still.
Because he was the rightful heir
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
He had a bad heir day
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Nothing.
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
Decomposers
Cause he was fullllly sik m8.
No Biggie.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Paul Walker dies.
Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?
He died on the cross!
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
They both love to spark up joints.
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
He's Biden his time.
Because he lives at the navel observatory
Lmayo ahh
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
How high you tie it on a tree.
