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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.