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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.