What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.