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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss