Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.