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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.