How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.