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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.