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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.