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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach