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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.