What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!