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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood