What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Drink, Pray, Truck

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You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten