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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."