How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.