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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.