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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.