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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A superior being.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.