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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!