Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!