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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!