What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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With a seesaw

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

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He was heading west.

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The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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A place were crows go to get a drink!

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He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

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Because the p is silent.

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She peed her pants (read out loud)