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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who survives?

America.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.