What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!