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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee