March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Previous Random Joke Next

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.