Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.