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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".