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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!