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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden