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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.