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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.