What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!