What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!