What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!