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Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Beam Jokes More Beam Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."