Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a few inches

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Beam Jokes More Beam Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.