What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.