One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Still no idea.
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
With their eyes shut!
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
Antteneye!
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A horse and rider.
A horse with his eyes closed!
I have my eye on you.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Hellen Keller
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
Two pirates.
Because they have tears in their eyes
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Three blind mice!
A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
No idea.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Noob.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
You'll strain your eyes.
Piiig
9/11
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
It's his private eye.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
Holm School
Because they are already "in the skies".
It was missing a tire.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Bayer Asprin
Antibiotics!
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
A bright eye deer.
