Because they have tears in their eyes
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Three blind mice!
A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
No idea.
Noob.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
You'll strain your eyes.
Piiig
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because he charges!
She outgrew her B shells.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
A fangfurther.
Women Say the Darndest Things
New World Odor
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
To get laid.
Because it was too froggy outside.
Fibbinouchie.
A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
T-shoes!
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
No eye deer
I have no eye deer...
