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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.