How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.