How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

Lay floss over their eyes

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's french fried.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!