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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.