How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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In'n'Out Burger

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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A rice crippy.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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Knee Pad Jokes More Knee Pad Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.