How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Knee Pad Jokes More Knee Pad Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.