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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers