What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

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Why do they call it a third eye?

If it's on your fourhead?

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers