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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.