What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.