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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.