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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.