Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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Beep Beep Beep...

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.