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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.