They prevented Hispanic attacks
For Hispanic attacks.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
It's four-twenty Juan!
A visit from the university board of ethics.
Rite Aid
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
A Brazilian
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Quidditching
He had loco motives!
Little Caesars
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Anxiety.
Now, both have an oscar.
Cos they're playas.
They were MAROONED!
He became Sir Loin