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Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Anxiety Jokes More Anxiety Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.