Hispanic Attack Jokes

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What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian