Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Xanax Jokes More Xanax Jokes

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Anxiety Jokes More Anxiety Jokes

What's it's for anyway?

Anxiety.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.