How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

Post-upload skepticism