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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes More Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.