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Why does OP never deliver?

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.