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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.