What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there! Carlene! Carlene who?

Carlene against that wall

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit him in the face with an Axe

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.