Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Peter Wok

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.