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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.