Ereptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a broken lizard?

Ereptile dysfunction

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.