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What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.