Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.