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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.