Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
Cool your jets.
He wanted a higher education!
Ruff
Behind the plate.
Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time
You're hot
Nothing. They were both stoned.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
She was taking god's name in vein.
