Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
The drizzle
His first mate
Newfound-lands!
Losing teeth.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
He dumped his girlfriend
He dumped his girlfriend.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
Ewan
She had harp failure.
He lost interest
A Rook-ey mistake.
Leave the EU.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
Lost.
He was losing his patients
Her crayons are still sticky.
Amputin
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
They though it was Riel funny!
Where did Es-car-go.
It was a clear day
They all lost their hearing
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
It all depends on where you lose them.
He ate his tacho.
He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.
A pedometer
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
He was heading west.
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
They burn calories.
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Because it lost it's temper.
Lost
Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
Because he lost his bat, man.
He lost it.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
The retail store.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
It lost its contacts.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Whoever wins...we lose.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
To a retail store.
They keep getting lost at sea.
A widower.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
It loses its cool.
Because he was *Baroque*.
You Messi-up
A mat'o'gore.
A vark!
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Someone's losing their trailer
They always get lost at C.
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
He didn't have any debtperception.
She swallowed
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
I'm paw!
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
I better keep an ion that.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
Good goat!
He lost interest.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Pu-pu puble
Water...
Deflated
They lost their reservations.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
Nobody's herd.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
They Swim-fast.
It was a shih-tzu
A lost sole
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
That's just what I kneaded!
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He lost his hearing.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
This.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Because Sam sung better than him
Diet and exorcise.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
Carpet burn
I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'
Cash or Czech Edit: a word
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
They are dizzy
British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.
Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?
Cancer.
Cancer
It matches their mustaches.
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Neither work when you open windows.
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
The South Will Rise Again
