A pedometer
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
He was heading west.
They burn calories.
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Because it lost it's temper.
Lost
Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
Because he lost his bat, man.
He lost it.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
The retail store.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
It lost its contacts.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
To a retail store.
They keep getting lost at sea.
A widower.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
It loses its cool.
Lost.
Because he was *Baroque*.
You Messi-up
A mat'o'gore.
A vark!
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Someone's losing their trailer
They always get lost at C.
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
He didn't have any debtperception.
She swallowed
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
I'm paw!
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
I better keep an ion that.
Good goat!
He lost interest.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Pu-pu puble
Water...
Deflated
They lost their reservations.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
Nobody's herd.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
They Swim-fast.
It was a shih-tzu
A lost sole
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
That's just what I kneaded!
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He lost his hearing.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Because Sam sung better than him
Diet and exorcise.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
To the retail store!
Mr. President.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Now we just have to call him Dav.
We Americans
Subordinate clauses....
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
The Captain's Log.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
They'll tell you
Go big or go home
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
A cab.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
A marxman.
Use the fork, Luke.
Coloured eggrolls!
