Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes More Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The republican presidential candidates.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star wars!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball