We Americans
Nahhhh
A chocolate BAAA
He just monkeys around on the line!
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
Godfrey
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
It was I, **RIO**!!!
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
They both lost jack.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
It's white and on his land.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
