Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes More Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.