American.
We Americans
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
An American police officer.
Because the delegates were standing on them.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because it was always running out of the pen.
Seizure Salad
An Insti-Gator
On microphones.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Something that stinks and stings!
Geodorant.
With a plunger.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
The Republican presidential candidates.
