A Roamin Catholic.
The retail store!
Lost
They're both really high and have no access to water.
He lost his Marples.
Tony.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
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Weak back.
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
Mourning wood
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
The episode.
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Miss Carriage
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
He had lost a deer friend
Because she lost the recipe.
500 soles were lost.
You look for the fresh prints.
He lost it back in the 'Nom War
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
A Strayola
A retail store.
Brexit
Because he lost interest in everything.
Society.
Leave EU.
His first mate.
Because he chose from the kids menu
Because they lost their 2 best shooters
They join weight witches.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
All he had was a straw-man argument.
Me: *names two of them*
Big bo peep!
Dresses up as an altar boy
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
Because they lost their solemate
You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
He went to the second-hand shop.
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
Where did Mofongo
The Game
He didn't give a hoot!
Crossfit
Gamble in British currency.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
By counting Kylereese.
Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it
LOST!!
Exit the European Union.
Homeless.
The door.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
He lost his patience
With a track-tor!
The pawn shop.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
We do.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
Because they kept retweeting.
They don't have a say in anything!
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
He flounder
Ereptile Dysfunction
She was losing interest.
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
Because they got lost at C.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
They both lost jack.
THE RETAIL STORE!
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Delighted.
Linus
For 2 weeks.
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Legolas
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Stand up!
My career is in Jeopardy!
They don't have windows.
So they can watch the battle
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
I'm just here so I won't get find.
Wind chimes.
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Cottage cheese.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
It'll dim sum
Half a Romeo.
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
A bat.
EA
His punches Neverland.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
