How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.