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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.