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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire