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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.