How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.