How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...