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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.