What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.