What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station