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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!