When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!