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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!