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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.