Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.