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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.