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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?