Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.