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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies