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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!