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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies