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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.