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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!