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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.