What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.