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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.