What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.