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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.