What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.